The excitement started this summer, when our friends Mira and Josh alerted us to the fact that the first day of Hanukkah falls on Thanksgiving. By now, you probably know that Thanksgivvukah — Hanukksgiving? — comes along once every 79,000 years, and not that I’m betting against myself or anything, but guys, I think this may be our only crack at the apple.
And by apple, I mean cranberry applesauce. Hanukkah meets Thanksgiving: has a better gastronomic mash-up ever existed? (Answer: no.)
Why make jelly doughnuts when you can stuff them with cranberry curd and pumpkin pudding instead? Will regular latkes ever have a place at your table once you’ve told your guests how much you love and appreciate them by frying them in duck fat?Â And honestly, who needs skillet cornbread when you can turn that cornmeal into savory doughnutsÂ stuffed with even more delicious things? I rest my case.
With guidance from M&J plus the inner workings of myÂ questionably sane mind, I’ve put together a menu that unites the customs of these two holidays in one, happy meal of mindblowing gastronomic ecstasy. The pain-in-the-butt factor is, of course, much higher than usual, because did I mention that this only happens once every 79,000 years? So yes, a bit of potchkeingÂ is called for.
I’m guessing that some of you are also planning Thanksgivvukah menus. Please, pretty please share your ideas!Â My “final” menu is never ever final, and I’d love to change it based on your comments and suggestions.
If you’re feeling super-awesome about a particular mash-up idea for the occasion, be sure to submit it to the Food52/Serious Eats Thanskgivvukkah recipe contest. And for a good laugh, watch Stephen Colbert declare Thanksgiving Under Attack.
This is going to be so fun!
Note:Â Many of these recipes already exist on the web and are linked below. I’ll be sharing a few of them here on NDP over the next couple weeks, and I’ll be sure to add the links below once I’ve posted them.
- Sweet Potato Dinner RollsÂ or Sweet Potato-Olive Oil Brioche (Josh’s idea; worked surprisingly well)
- Butternut Squash Soup w/Burnt Marshmallow Topping Â
- Green Beans with Horseradish-Mustard VinaigretteÂ (according to Gil Marks, they’re a traditional Hanukkah food. Good thing we always have green beans at our Thanksgiving meal.)
- Dry-Brined TurkeyÂ BreastÂ (we’re planning on following one of Bon Appetit’s recommended dry-brines, which includes star anise, thyme, and a bunch of other delicious things.)
- Deep-Fried Turkey Leg (though I may chicken out at the last minute and just roast in a bourbon-cider glaze, which, you know, would be just terrible. I also might smoke the legs, which would be even more terrible.)
- Turkey Fat-Fried Potato and Sweet Potato Latkes withÂ Cranberry Applesauce (because, obviously. Pictured above; recipe forthcoming!)
- Josh’s unbelievably genius Savory Cornmeal Doughnuts Stuffed with Stuffing (Cornbread-meets-stuffing-meets-doughnut. Amazing.) Recipe forthcoming!
- Doughnut Holes Filled with Cranberry Curd and Pumpkin Pudding (half with one, half with the other) (because why only serve one doughnut when you can serve TWO DOUGHNUTS?)
- Brussels Sprout SlawÂ (if not this, another vegetable. This meal needs something not fried)
- Butternut Butter (I’ve made it in past years and love it, but it might be overkill)
…and here, I should add that we are doing our “dinner” at 2pm so we can work up an appetite for our very delicious, very dairy Hanukkah/Pie Party at night, at which we will eat: